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Chicken Mind Swap by ArthurRamsey Chicken Mind Swap by ArthurRamsey

Think Chicken

 

“Be one with the chicken grasshopper,” her master said in martial arts class. “The chicken jumps but is hard to catch, he strikes on unexpecting prey.” Fran tried to obey her master but his wisdom failed to enter her deepest most being no matter how hard she tried. Then one night lying in despair and hopelessness an infomercial came on TV, a service that would transfer to her what she wanted most, the mind of a chicken. She tried to contact references supplied by the company but none were available but she thought, this company was on TV surely they must be legitimate so the next day she scheduled her ‘simple in-office surgical procedure.’  This was, after all, an old tested procedure that can even be viewed on Youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPww72…; according to the clinic but unfortunately, her Internet was down and she could not watch it.

Pensez Poulet

 "Soyez un avec la sauterelle de poulet," son maître a dit dans la classe d'arts martiaux. "Le poulet saute mais est difficile à attraper, il frappe sur une proie inattendue." Fran essayé d'obéir à son maître, mais sa sagesse a échoué à entrer dans son être le plus profond, peu importe combien elle a essayé. Puis une nuit au désespoir et au désespoir, un infopublic est venu à la télévision, un service qui lui transférait ce qu'elle voulait le plus, l'esprit d'un poulet. Elle a essayé de contacter les références fournies par la compagnie mais aucun n'était disponible mais elle a pensé, cette compagnie était à la télévision sûrement ils doivent être légitimes ainsi le lendemain elle a programmé sa «procédure chirurgicale simple dans le bureau. Vieille procédure testée qui peut même être regardé sur Youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPww72… selon la clinique, mais malheureusement, son Internet était en panne et elle ne pouvait pas le regarder.


 

Brainstorming by Fran-photo

Chicken 001 by Lainiexox-stock

Brain FREE Transparent PNG by AbsurdWordPreferred Made a Brush from the texture

Coral by teatoo I made the rest or it's my photography  Headset by ArthurRamsey


IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE NARRATIVE THIS IS A JOKE TAKEN FROM A BUGS BUNNY CARTOON I AM NOT CRUEL TO ANIMALS i LOVE THEM.
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TexasPanda Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmmm, did they use this on politicians 😂😂😂. Love it
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2017  Professional General Artist
EnGaurde' by TexasPanda  how did you know?
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pjenz Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awesome work :heart:
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017  Professional General Artist
Midnight Snack ......... by pjenz  thanks have a cold not commenting that much today
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pjenz Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sorry to hear that, drink lots of fluids and get lots of rest :)

so very welcome Heart

:iconburningredplz:  :icondevilheartplz:   Jenn  Pjenz By Katzaphire-danpvtj by pjenz    :icondevilheartplz:  :iconburningredplz:
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alphadevilll Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice work :)
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2016  Professional General Artist
And The Butterflies Got Away by alphadevilll  Thanks but poor Fran :iconyesss--plz: 
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alphadevilll Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
 “ jumps , hard to catch and  strikes on unexpecting prey.”  - Her husband is history :lol: :iconyesss--plz:

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TimNykyri Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
The best... She is beautiful.
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2016  Professional General Artist
The everlasting doors/ cartoon by TimNykyri  Thank you very much 
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TimNykyri Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
Take lot of time to understand this information. Maybe I'm chicken brain too. he,he ... But that chicken countenance is credible.
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Professional General Artist
The everlasting doors/ cartoon by TimNykyri  The cartoon link explains it she is swapping minds with a chicken. hehe thanks!!!
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TimNykyri Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
Actually, I've eaten really good chicken meal today. Think it. Have a good day.... There where you ever your are.
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Professional General Artist
Myabe standing in line a :iconkfcplz: in MN
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TimNykyri Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
OK! What ever it mean.... I gess?
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BillyNikoll Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
This is magnificent work!
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016  Professional General Artist
Sugar please... by BillyNikoll  Thanks. since the mind swap with the chicken Fran's martial arts are no better but we are getting grade A eggs from the chicken.
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BillyNikoll Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha, ha... I eat a lots of this! :D (Big Grin) 
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016  Professional General Artist
:iconkfcplz: 
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Mocris Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:scared: creepy
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2016  Professional General Artist
Flying by Mocris  Not so creepy and since the mind swap with the chicken the lab has enjoyed grade A eggs :iconyesss--plz: 
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syliou Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow ! Great work Arthur ! 

I'm really impressed ! 

The talent of Fran and yours go so well together :clap: 
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Professional General Artist
All this torments me by syliou  Thanks, Sylvie and yes poor Fran she has been a study diet of beetle since the experiment and neighbors are awakened by her cackling in the morning. 
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syliou Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it's a real pleasure for me Arthur ! 

I think Fran is not to be pitied I think she likes very much your way of treating her image !
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MoAChuuuttt Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow !! Original and impressive !
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2016  Professional General Artist
Wait for me by MoAChuuuttt  Thank you, Armelle. Heart Heart 
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volker03 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Great idea and a fantastixc realization! Great!
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Professional General Artist
Rosehips by volker03  hehe thanks I watch lots of bugs bunny
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volker03 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are welcome
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rhunel Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016   General Artist
HAHA!  Mind swap, that is better!!
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2016  Professional General Artist
Celestial Pavillion by rhunel   hehe made with the mind od a chiken
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supersnappz16 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Stunning work
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2016  Professional General Artist
Please Come In. by supersnappz16  Thanks, Anthony ! 
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caddman Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
Insane in the membrane well done bro
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Professional General Artist
New Dream 06 by caddman  Insane or just plain chicken?
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caddman Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Professional General Artist
Bro

:) (Smile) You're very welcome ohh thank 
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JohnClaybrook Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Student Photographer
I like that you showed the pictures of what you used in making this. Very thankful, keep up the neat stuff.
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Professional General Artist
Zesty Zebra - Crystal Barn by ArthurRamsey  Thanks John very much
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Gwendolyn1 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That hurts my head to watch. Llama Emoji-07 (Hopeless or Scared) [V1] Awesome work though Llama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1] 
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2016  Professional General Artist
Dungeon Of Heroes by Gwendolyn1  The questions of life and here yet another, to be or not to be a chicken. 
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foureyes Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016
Bouncy  Clap  hula-hoop This is insane,....i love it 
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
Sounds of the Ocean by foureyes  Quite a horror story, actually after the experiment was completed Fran's friend came over with a bucket of KFC :iconkfcplz: let's just say the experiment worked too well. 
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Arkeoklept Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016   Digital Artist
Amazing stock and you really made the most of it!
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
Lightbringer by Arkeoklept  The word in streets is that Fran is now a bug exterminator for hire. :iconbug-plz: and her dancing skills have excelled to new heights :iconchickendanceplz: 
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Arkeoklept Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016   Digital Artist
:XD:
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touchofthesoul Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nice!!!
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016  Professional General Artist
Life in peace.... by touchofthesoul  Thanks Hug 
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virnagray Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Very intriguing and impressive ♡♡♡
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ArthurRamsey Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2016  Professional General Artist
Mystery... what will we know tomorrow? by virnagray  Thanks, Friz Freeleng gets most the credit
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peterg666666 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 9, 2016   Interface Designer
not words 


Michael Jackson Bow Icon  superb!!!!!!!
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